Tamagotchis

Did you ever notice how if you put two girlfdriends together they start to interact like Tamagotchies? All the bleebing and shit. Its crazy.

The Beard of Shame

Here is Stage 1 of the beard. Is it lovely?


FULL SIZE BEAUTY AND SEXY TEETH BABY!
And the beard is mighty as a rock.

I play it Cold

Morning. Some of you may have trouble enjoying my favourite 'obby. Which is having a sneaky "J". Here is a pictorial instruction blog for the less skilled tokers out there to enjoy.

Step 1: Maul it.

Step 2: Roll it.

Step 3: Smoke it.

Wasn't that easy? Happy toking. And happy something day. Its another holiday that the government pulled out of their asshole. Not that I'm complaining. I'm unemployed!

This

Is how you waste time.

Sand in your vagina

My girlfriend made an unannounced visit. And Lo and behold my mother was acting normal as well. The day has been boring. Alan came over. We had a drink and a Smoke and a laff. I played some Need for Speed: Carbon. Chatted some on Mxit. Now I'm eating a Bar-one.

The Logo

The Logo is sexy. prove me wrong.

Rainy Spleef

Just toked me a marvellous rainy day Spleef. Fuck its hard to Mxit (SA only chat app for our phones) when I'm blogging like a mad pig. Just put the "Röyksopp - Melody A.M" music on. Its beats drive my mind into a wild smoothness. Most of these blogs have a fancy logo. Mine will be up soon. Must, just figure it out. But I will. Peasy when you are PC keen. Evidently in May it will be 5 months since I gave up smoking fucking cigs. I did not enjoy it as much as I did smoking weed you see? Far more enjoyable to get some sort of a, side effect... Something trippy like that. The logo..........?