amazing night

Me and Joy are over. What was once a couple is now a friendship. Despite the obvious difficulties, things seem to be better now. No more needless fighting and one-upping. regardless, Last night I was with Judith and it was fantastic. We went from bang-bang to Cubana, making out all the way. That women just has a fire inside her that makes it difficult to not feel impassioned by her when she is around you. Its something else. Joy is my best friend on this planet. This is hurting her due to the obvious similarities between her and Judi. I mean, I enjoy the company of dark-skinned women. Of course I am going to date a coloured lady again! these feelings of jelousy and anger will hopefully be replaced by acceptance and love. As I love her very much and would hate to see her hurt like this. Poor Joy. So many hang-ups and phobias and mind-fuckeries. Mwah to you my angel. I pray you will be happier in the days to come.

i hate my life.

fucked

My phone is fucked. I attempted the software update and now it will not turn on. PLUS! My xbox red light of death'ed me! Shit! but I fixed it. plus.... the internet went down and I had to rectify its errors. Phew. Stress sorted. Finally. I came back from Cubana with a hot chick on my arm. Joy natch. We both downed a HUNTERS, fooled around and came back home. Now she plays Bejeweled 2 on the 360 and I'm blogging and preparing supper. But honestly, since the home DSL, I have not used my phone once. I will miss it as I send it in to Virgin for repairs, but I will not mourn it. Not at all.

high

Crikey im high.

Busy

Half way with my reviews. I only just started 5 mins ago.... :P

Lucky fucking me.

I must just note that as I blog this from our shiny and super fast laptop, which is connected to our 384k DSL, which in turn powers the Xbox live in my modded for copies Xbox360, which has our 30gig ipop plugged in, which streams Cafe Del Mar from its Media centre interface, I think about what a lucky smug fucker I am. Hot girlfriend, super cool flat and all the things I need from life. Thumnbs up. Gotta get my hot, toasted whole-wheat bread sandwhiches.

Marmite

This video is stupid humor. Is this what Marmite has come to? Fuck off then Marmite. Christ. Its a bit classier in South Africa at least.

wine

too... Much... Wine...

Sleep

Why am I so tired...? going to bed. Too much wine. When is Joy's period over I am so ajjjj.

Vlog

My VBlog should be supreme. i CANT wait to show everyone.

More testing

Ha what a larf. such a sweet test of note!

last night

Damn I dont know what to say. Christians sure are a laff though. They seem to want to be all chummy with the bearded one. Good luck to them. I don't want to remember. I'm sorry Rabbi. >;) Cleanse me.

Cold day

almost time for work. Juuuust checking my Gmail. Its all crap. Except for a job spec from Joy. Woah. Time to shower. 13deg today and storming. Fuck.

Today

The day has rolled on with no intense vibes. Supper is almost ready and my love plays Xbox live games on the couch. Could life be any more friendly? I think not. Plus I have completed 10 reviews today so I feel as if I have really accomplished something! :-)

The longest eyelash ever.

Behold. On the left is a normal eyelash and on the right is my long fucked up mutant eyelash. Be wary of such sudden mutations professor X would say.

complete

10 reviews. Finished. Thank the shiny host of No'ggoth. time to withdraw into the plains of Cyroddil.

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Yet another day

The sun strikes me warmly on my stomach. I sit her in a semi-naked state, finishing my reviews for the weekend. Distraction is a nutty beast of note. It takes the merest pin-pricks of auditory or sensory stimuli to distract me from the task at hand. Fuck this. Back to work.

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Only fear the cord itself.

Another day rolls one. Or by. My clock indicates that it is 12:08pm. 52 minutes until I consume chips drenched in the sauce of cheese and chilli. Last night was very pleasant actually. Joytjie and V went watch Being Jane at Cavendish Square so I was left to my own devices. So in order of excitement, my evening was as follow: Got high, played Oblivion, hot high, Ate, played Oblivion, tried to watch the shit movie on Etv, played Oblivion, greeted Joyful, played Oblivion and went to bed. Hot or Not? I wish to speak about Oblivion though... In a later post today.

J for Joytjie :) and V for Verash

I much prefer having female friends to male friends. Verashni, my latest chum is an inspiration to all. Despite the multiple spell of bad luck that have befallen her, she has managed to keep her chin up though the times and push on through to the good.

My dutiful girlfriend has also become a happier and more enlightened person now that I am smoking less of the Jamacian Herb. Men, do stupid and silly things to irrate the women they love. My only hope is that she will one day... learn to roll as well as I do and share a relaxing J with me. I love you so much Joy. Here is a kiss for you. Muuuuwah.

Amazement

It is simply amazing how different my life was four months ago. I was a hopeless loser smoking gaanj all the time with little to no ambition. Now, I reside in Green point with my sexy, wonderful, super-cool wierd girlfriend Joy. I have an Xbox360, DSL and not one but TWO jobs. Do you like apples? Well hows them apples? Huh? HUH?

Steve out.