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DVD Verdict: DVD Reviews, with Flair

DVD Verdict: DVD Reviews, with Flair

Perhaps the greatest DVD review site in the world. Shit I have not blogged for a while.

Prison

The final episode of the current season of Prison Break was a let down, to be sure. Some bullshit about some Mexican prison bullshit. If this is creative and exciting television then fuck me if i'm not going to watch anymore. If Hero's turns out this way, I will renounce TV altogether. I'm really enjoying this laptop. My current PC is on the blink and this is a way, way, way, way better one. Back hurts. No weed to fix my ills either. Shit.

Munny

Advertising for my site is all around me. Please click on a link or two so I can become richer. 10 dollah richer by my account. My girlfriend Joy came back last night. She has been away in Joburg for a long time. I missed her so much.

Red Devils

Now that I know its here (DSL), It venom bubbles to the surface on a regular basis. And I need DSL. If I can only get free DSL... That would be cool as shit. A long week of possible depression stretches out in front of me now. As I lie here on Rael's couch with a smooth one in my hand I wonder, why am I blogging such shit. Action time. I need a bath cause I feel rat-dirty. Cosy.... Yet Rat Durty (sic)

PA

I'm passive aggressive. The doctor told me so. I would say more but i'm watching some porn. Later.

High and Mighty

Feeling high as a kite here folks. My mother hovers around me looking for excuses to talk about her fat Israeli bastard boyfriend David. Or not really. I just don't like the fuck. Some people you just don't like. Ever. Like Hitler or that guy on the Vodacom commercials, the fucking bushcat. Whatever happended to Yebo Gogo? It was phased out almost overnight. Well good. The more cuck phased out the better.

My job interview yesterday could not have gone better if it had gone even better. We will wait and see if I get this illustrious position. Ill update later. Going to see a man about a job. Assessment. He is a job assessment psychiatrist.

Remember and I haven't said this enough, respect the Dunny. For it is love.


(lovely Dunny pictured above. this is a super rare 8 inch Tado luv Dunny. one of the rarest in the world. for more on these lovable beings, point your browser to www.kidrobot.com I must also point out that I'm not paid by Kidrobot to promote Dunny's I just fucking love them)

Cassie Voice

When my friend, either Brett or Rael talks to their hound Cassie (not pictured) they talk to her like one would speak to a small child. That is the Cassie voice or the dog voice. With cats you have to go "pshhh pshhh" just so that they can cast their discourteous looks upon you. Dogs love you, end of story. Cats hate you from the start and then begin to love you, after you feed them. Once upon a time I had two little cats. Blommetjie (small flower in Afrikaans) and SpongeBob. Gone now. They were mucho problemo but I loved them so. Cute little noses and tiny little kitty paws. My girlfriend, during her bad luck patch managed to neglect them to the point they had to go to another home. Sure, I could have taken them to my home, but that would have run the risk of my mother drowning them in a burlap sack. Enough sadness.