PS3 and the shit it is.

Haze was touted as being "teh number 1 HardC0re shooter for the Ps3" and now it has been justly awarded a 4.5/10 from IGN , a well trusted video-gaming website. I could see myself how awful and generic it looked from the screen shots and the video's of game play I watched over its development. This is just another nail in the entertainment coffin for Sony [added bonus: it is coffin shaped]. Not that it needs another. Why have so many of this shit-burgers been sold? Is it purely for the Blu-ray functionality that the 360 sorely lacks or is it for the fan boys and girls out there who still desperately want to believe in a Sony product after being faithful supporters for years upon years? I say neither. Sony just wants your money. They don't give a flying fuck about oh say THE GAMES! The 360 has now triple the software the PS3 and counting. Don't give me that glib excuse either about, "Oh but it quality over quantity". WRONG AGAIN! Not counting Ratchet and Clank and Resistance: Fall of Man [two big name titles from the same developer's] the PS3 only has 360 Ports to keep it company such as Oblivion and GTA4. Fuck you, you massive wally of a poser Sony. Your machine is shit.

The 360 launched into its first year of life with stunner's such as Gears of War, Oblivion, Dead Rising and others. Lets not forget BioShock and Mass Effect. The online play is legend and the Graphics, sound and gameplay are simply unmatched. The PS3 will one day become a threat to Microsoft and its white machine of love, but in the meantime Sony can fuck off and die.

Come Hungry

his is how you make a Steve happy. You (Quintessentially) give Steve R4000 extra so that he can purchase his brand new Vuka XS125. Yesterday, at 2:15pm I gave birth to it through the miracle of Gumtree. Sleek, black and 3 months old, it runs like a bat out of hell. Well, it chugs a bit but this is due to me re-adjusting to automatic gear control. It ran smoother on my way to work. I need a new Xbox game. All that is left in Oblivion is sight-seeing. But still! My very own Vuka! I had a smashing weekend as well. Tyger (Tyger) with my Judi. The music was shit but she is hawt so I enjoyed it non the less. Combine that with a super chill Sunday and you have a perfect weekend. A picture of the happy couple follows (note the drunk chick at the back. Lol:

Heat

Its unnecessarily hot today in Cape Town. Does it need to be this warm? 31 degrees and counting now. I finished Oblivion last week, ending 6 months of continuous on and off playing. My roommate (Brent) calls it a "queer game". Faeries, Elves, goblins and Castles. It has the allure of a pleasant homosexual adventure, yet its brutal dichotomy of right and wrong negates any "queer"allusions one might attach to it. Its an open ended game with no restrictions to the length of time needed to complete and I have the compulsive need to complete my games 100% or more. The first game I ever clocked fully would be Super Mario Bros. 3. I remember playing for a week without budging or twitching, with pride and determination forcing me onwards. Remember this game? I will never forget it. I have yet to play Mario's latest outing, Super Mario Galaxy and it is killing me. I need carefree Nintendo game play. I need simple, yet deep and gaming to swallow me whole and spit me out a better man. But Jesus h. titty-twisting Christ I will not purchase a Wii just to enjoy myself with that squat fuck Mario. And when the fuck did you ever see this guy fix a fucking toilet either?

Digress:

Judi came over last night. My job pays me a fair amount of money to work at night and my social life suffers because of this. We laffed and played for hours on end and now I am tired. We did not sleep until past 12 and my aged bones need their rest. Fuck, do I have to book a hotel now?